You would think that after years of people becoming increasingly more depressed at the holidays that they would have realized it is in direct correlation to all the effing TV shows going into reruns. If they would just play some new freaking TV, then all the lonely folks who would otherwise off themselves during the holidays could watch a new episode of Smallville or Two and a Half Men and not focus on the fact that they have no one to spend the holidays with. And they try to appease all these sad grownups by loading the airwaves with holiday classics that remind them of a time when they weren't fucking alone on Christmas!!! Hell, I have people to spend the holidays with, but I would be much happier if I could have some new naked Dean or hilarious Bones to boost my yuletide spirit. Honestly I can't see the majority of the people being so busy that they wouldn't tune in for House. Grrrrrrrrrr.

(I hate reruns.)


ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE:

Custom bag orders are spiking (yeah). Anyone interested in a bag with whatever YOU want on it should message me asap to make sure it will be under your Christmas tree (Hanukkah menorah).